Have you ever wondered what goes through your husband’s or boyfriend’s brain, especially after NCAA basketball and before Opening Day? The answer is: not much. You might also wonder how he survived before he met you, given his inability to take care of his most basic needs.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but women everywhere are wearing leggings and boots. I go grocery shopping – I see leggings and boots. I walk my dog – more leggings and boots. I go to the funeral home and the deceased is wearing — you guessed it — leggings and boots. What gives?
Shopping with my wife Liz is like the old TV show I Dream of Jeannie. Remember how Jeannie, with a blink and a nod, could teleport herself anywhere she wanted? That’s Liz. One second she’s looking at coffee makers, I turn my head, and BOING – she’s in Women’s Apparel. When I finally track her down,
I had come home in the middle of the afternoon to surprise my wife Liz. But it was me who was surprised, shocked actually. I caught her red-handed, watching an inappropriate cable TV show. They were actually showing a couple, a man and a woman….fixing up their house. And they weren’t fighting.