I was sitting on a barstool, closing time was near
When an old coot sat down and ordered up a beer.
Famous singers often die by crashing in planes. There is another way –
Die between your own sheets. There’s no muss, fuss, or mess when you die because of sleep apnea. Just one last snort and you’re gone.
Cable TV reaches a new low. If only they didn’t have all that pixelization. Hang onto your jockey shorts. It’s time to get “Naked & Afraid.”
There is absolutely no way to dispose of one’s loyal underwear without some degree of risk….and guilt.
